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Dear Ting Tings,

Your infectious beats and colorful musics make my soul smile and body wiggle. In fact, every single time I hear “Great DJ,” I have to move my torso and bob my head in an uncoordinated way that only clumsy white girls can. And this is great and all… until a senior staff member walks by my office and catches me mid-bob. The clearing of throat and quick glance to the floor immediately after was just a nice way to try to ignore that he didn’t just see what he just saw. So, thanks, Ting Tings. Utter embarrassment and red faces will abound in offices around the world as long as you keep up the great work.

Love,
Mandaloo